My various critics, enemies, and complaintents, please, use this space to make yourself heard. Don’t start on Twitter, it’s unseemly; if you aren’t willing to confront someone with your problems, you aren’t actually interested in solving them. Frankly I can’t keep track, at this point. So get in line or shut up. It’s pathetic.
Okay, I have a complaint. Twitter. What’s it good for? Does it improve life in any tangible way? Whereas the number of lives it’s destroyed is running into the thousands.
Ever say something stupid (in other words, are you a human being)? Twitter is there for you. Mix two beers and one imprudent thought and in no time the whole world will know about it. And there is no forgiveness in the Twitterverse, a million long knives will be out for you.
Do you have a sexual compulsion? For instance, if you like to show your privates to total strangers you used to have to work at it, now you don’t even have to get up off your couch. Thanks, Twitter.
Ever say something nice about someone? What could possibly go wrong? Well, ask Louis CK: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/louis-ck-addresses-daniel-tosh-twitter-daily-show-video_n_1679439.html
Just gotta love Twitter.
Yours,
Ned Ludd